Couple of zombie games I’ve been playing lately

Zombies! The living dead. We all get hungry sometimes, but zombies? They go the extra mile. You might’ve (in our privileged society) gone for like a while without eating lately, and maybe you wanted a snack or something, but these dudes are always up on that hunger creep, and they just do not let up for that tasty treat of the flesh of mortal man (or woman, or transgendered folk but I haven’t seen that explored in a zombie movie yet so maybe they’re off the hook) – and even death itself can not put down their insatiable craving for our brains.

With modern technology, the incessant desire to vicariously overcome our fear of homogeneity, mortality and futile incompetence in the face of an enormous, uncaring, seemingly unchangeable reality can be indulged in an ever-increasing spiral of books, tv shows, comics, movies and now videogames, and since I too desire to escape the sad reality that we must all one day die (and enjoy seeing the catharsis of characters dealing with the same struggles, plus see a monster getting its skull burned in by acid)  – I sometimes dip my toe into a little puddle of these murky, necrotic waters.

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One of the first videogames that I can remember ever fully dealing with zombies was the videogame Resident Evil (or Biohazard), which one of my friends used to have as a pirate copy for the PlayStation back when I was a kid. Because piracy was far less developed back then than it is now, the disc took about 20 minutes to fire up, all the while a strangely un-nerving eye staring out at the viewer, daring you to press start or X or whatever it was that you’d already pressed five minutes ago and were now hearing the machine desperately strain to read the disc. The game itself was more or less a continuation on the sieged-by-zombies theme of Night of the Living Dead, at the beginning, while also going into a sort of gothic haunted house, mysterious crazy things going on nightmare as the game continued, with enormous, bizarre, freakish monsters as the game strived to explain beyond all measure with insane genetic conspiracy the reason as to why there were some big, vicious dogs outside a house.

So, strictly speaking, Resident Evil has never really been a full-on, straightforward humans vs. zombies game, with the zombies almost a side product to the main story of this genetic conspiracy that has created them, indeed the fourth and fifth entries in the franchise focus more on the exploitation of a brutal parasite that allows for smarter, stronger pseudo-zombies (they’re kind of like a rage virus zombie but with mutating limbs and body parts).

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All this is ultimately to tell you that I love the newer Resident Evil games (although they can be pretty flawed with their attitudes to gender and, a -bit- weird with race) – Resident Evil 4 is essentially perfect as a videogame, Resident Evil 5 is fantastically committed to exploring its B-movie sci-fi roots, right down to its deliciously insane ending, and Resident Evil 6 is what I’m playing lately. Resident Evil 6 is a tremendously ambitious game, not only because its four complete campaigns all seek to tell roughly the same series of events through different gameplay-styles and different protagonists (each with their own proficiencies, like in a fighting game) – but for the amount of different stories that each campaign is able to wring from those events, and how they interlock and form a complete whole. Plus, giant monsters.

I’m mostly counting this as a zombie game because of the zombies that appear in Leon’s campaign, which is victim to a few major problems as it tries to force in a romance story that doesn’t really work at all, since Leon refuses to even passingly mention an important event with regards to that character that is discovered almost immediately prior to meeting her, and various other inconsistencies in the treatment of her are literally hand-waved in the ending as “huh, women, am I right?” — this is just an incredibly poor execution that could have been saved with a few small scenes or even a brief conversation, but is missing from the campaign seemingly only so that the mystery could be prolonged further, which ultimately denies the interactions of any emotional weight (a problem that occurs with another character in Leon’s campaign).

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Chris and Jake’s campaigns also deal to some degree with mysteries that are kept from the player, but they work much more effectively, perhaps because they are in fact legitimate mysteries to the characters, and not just arbitrarily withheld information. The monster designs are incredible, with some genuinely frightening and others wonderful homages to B-movie sensibilities, the gameplay is great and varied (especially Chris’ campaign) and the story unfurls very well, with lots to enjoy and an improved inventory system from RE5.

If you don’t like insane, nonsensical action movies with giant monsters and slightly hammy characters (strangely toned down a notch from Resident Evil 5 – CHRIIIIIIIIS!!!!) then you could easily give it a miss, but I think it really tries to do something different and the scale is amazing. I’m actually not done playing it all the way through yet so I’ll post more as I get through it (I’m currently working through smart-mouthed badass Jake’s campaign, although his cool is somewhat diminished by the amount of times he falls off things or dies when I’m playing as him).

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The other game I’ve been playing lately is Project Zomboid, by The Indie Stone, available on Desura for £4.99. It’s an isometric zombie survival game with no real plot as of yet (it’s still in alpha) – with the player taking on the role of a sole survivor struggling to find food, shelter and weapons to face the unending horde that threatens to overwhelm you at any time. It’s really impressive and there’s a ton of stuff to do, from finding a hammer, nails and plank to build barricades, a trowel, seeds and watering can to grow crops, or just a shotgun and a baseball bat to go zombie-hunting (with the shotgun obviously attracting way more zombies, but capable of bringing down lots at a time) it’s strangely rewarding to play, with each character you create being essentially lost forever when they die thanks to the game’s auto-saving, but it doesn’t quite feel frustrating as your death is almost always your own fault (usually in my case due to hubris in the face of taking on two zombies with an almost-broken golf club).

Before that I was re-playing through Telltale’s The Walking Dead but you already know how good that is (and now I’m re-reading the compendiums, but you already know how good they are). Bye!

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Things That Are Both Recent & Decent

Oh, this also counts as an update! I finished reading Angel: After the Fall and Spike: After the Fall, and they are both pretty great. I can’t say I enjoyed them -as much- as I am enjoying the Buffy comics, but they were both solid self-contained stories and I really liked how they both turned out.

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Reading Spike: After the Fall second was probably a good idea even though it takes place first chronologically, because it spoils a few things for Angel: After the Fall, but it does make a few things that happen later in Angel: AtF make a little more sense for the characters and gives a few actions more thematic weight (in my opinion) so, definitely worth picking up both if you’re interested.

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Next, Adam Buxton is back on the radio but this time with Edith Bowman and the episodes are available on iTunes as a podcast (Adam and Edith) which is fantastic, definitely losing none of the charm of the Adam & Joe episodes but obviously it’s a different kind of magic.

[LISTEN TO IT HERE]

The Walking Dead videogame was brilliant too, I’m not sure how well it would hold up on multiple play-throughs as that might highlight how little individual choices matter to the way the storyline actually turns out (same deal with Heavy Rain), but as with Heavy Rain, I’d like to come back and play through it again in a few months after I’ve forgotten everything.

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Finally, this last season of Misfits started off a little shaky but now seems to be finding its feet and doing a pretty great job of reinvigorating the series with a new group of characters, which I think was a smart way to go, and they all seem pretty interesting. Mind you, I love weird superpowers so it’s always just a fun show for me to see what they do with them.

[WATCH IT HERE]

What is in the Angel: After the Fall Slipcase Edition?

I will tell you what is in the Angel: After the Fall Slipcase edition. Basically it is just the four trade paperbacks and a cool orange relatively hard slipcase with designs of the characters on it. I haven’t finished reading it yet, but basically just the first four trades (the series collectively named After The Fall) are canon in terms of fitting in with Buffy Season 8 and 9, after that there is the pretty much canon Spike: After the Fall (some stuff is referenced lightly in Angel: After the Fall, which is enough to make it canon for me, plus it’s based on discussion about what Spike was up to with Joss) and the official cannon Spike: The Complete Series.

After that you can pretty much just think of the other Angel comics as a continuation of the story in a direction that could be cool. I kinda really like the Buffy series though so I’m pretty much just sticking with what ties in with that for canon (plus it saves on book costs), but if you want to read more (potentially) kickass stories set in the same world, with that continuing story and characters, well, that’s kind of the spirit of what the whole Buffy/Angel comic series is about, so, knock yourself out. Oh wait I just realized this is the internet I have to come down on one side or the other on this: NEVER READ ANYTHING EXCEPT ISSUES ONE, FIVE, TEN, ELEVEN, EIGHTEEN, THIRTY ONE of ANGEL and then read SPIKE: AFTER THE FALL (but only the back half) then start at Willow Wonderland and work backwards in time, including rewinding vhs cassette tapes of Buffy and Angel episodes, this is now the only way I will allow you to enjoy the Buffyverse.

Podcast Update

You know that Call of Cthulhu podcast I was going to start, and those first two episodes I’m sitting on? They go up this weekend, along with at least episode three.

Cthulhu on Parade - Podcast Artwork

EDIT: They went up, but iTunes has yet to accept them into its loving embrace. In the meantime, you can check them out at the blog I set up here.

I promise to you that I shall do my very best to remember to finish editing the rest of the episodes as soon as possible! I’m working my way through re-listening to the first two so that I have a better sense of where things are. I’m really pretty pleased with how they’ve turned out and things can only get better from here, guys!

As a little bonus, here’s something you should have been watching.

EXCELLENT THINGS

Here are a few of them:

THING #1

THING #2

THING #3

Twitter is responsible for me knowing about these, specifically the users Neil Gaiman, Wil Wheaton, and John Hodgman. In other news, the video is… Well, it’s coming along. I’ve got some images drawn for it, but I’ve been told the audio is a little hard to hear, and I’m inclined to agree, so I’m going to re-record the voice stuff a few times, and see what works best. I also think I might add a few effects, since for some reason I was working under the impression previously that the story took place in a moor, but in actuality it seems to be some kind of bizarre swamp, followed by a rocky, old cliff, followed by a… Poorly defined plateau. So… Yeah.

THINGS I MAKE #2

So, I finished inking up the first set of characters for the Nuts on the Road video! My fingers are now pretty inked out. Here’s an example of how things are looking so far with Hugh Grant:

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(for reference, original photo here)

I’m liking how it’s turned out so far, hopefully the zombie version will be more successful than my last hand-drawn attempt:

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Kinda looks more like Hugh Laurie than Hugh Grant.

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